Don't believe the kids

I have several friends who are substitute teachers and it's always good to hear what kids have to say. I found this one funny:

The students were asked to draw their eco-system. Most were drawing their homes.

One little girl had a picture of her house with several bedrooms. My teacher-friend commented how nice her drawing was and the little girl explained: "This is Daddy's bedroom and this is Mommy's bedroom."

My teacher-friend kept any comment to herself and just smiled at the little girl.

But the little girl had more to say, "They never sleep together. Oh, except on their anniversary."

Can you imagine what your kids' teachers know about you?