Why is he like my brother Rod?

Neil is just a bad college roommate spouting cliches:

"On like Donkey Kong" (as he challenges you to whatever)...

"You snooze, you lose" (as he jumps on the couch and steals your seat)...

"That's the way I roll" (with the appropriate flick of his finger and a wink)...

"Show me some respect" (as he saunters around the living room)...

"Too bad, so sad" (well that one is just self-explanatory and just as obnoxious)...

"We've got to book it" (meaning we were late for school)...